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How to Win the Loser of the Year Award

10 Ways to lose before you start!by1.
Rafael Corney, dating coachSet up your laptop: As soon as you sit
That's right, guys. You can do it, youdown, set up your laptop, and proceed to
really can - IF you try hard enough. Isend emails and instant message people
mean, won't you be proud to mount thethe whole time you are with her.
plaque for the Dating Loser of the Year
on YOUR bathroom wall? Let's take a look1.
at the 10 things you need to do to win.Talk about yourself - non-stop: That's
right - talk, talk, talk - about your
1.job, the latest NASCAR race, drinking
Use a counterfeit photo: That's right -beer with your buddies, whatever. And,
on your profile paste a photo of yourmake SURE you don't ask her a single
son, cousin, brother, best friend -thing about herself.
whoever is one handsome dude and when
your date shows up you tell her you had1.
plastic surgery after a car wreck.Be negative: While you are talking
non-stop - make sure it is about
1.everything negative - how you hate your
Lie on your profile: An extension ofboss, what a loser your last girlfriend
number 1, lie about your education,was, and how crummy the weather ALWAYS
interests, height, religion, andis!
whatever else is on there to present the
perfect, and fake, persona.1.
Act like a jerk: Be rude to everyone and
1.anyone. Kick the blind man's dog, yell
Be a slob: When you meet her, make sureat a kid, argue with the server or
you haven't showered in days, and wearcounterperson. That's right - show your
dirty, wrinkled old clothes.true colors!
1.1.
Arrive late: Come swaggering in withGet down and dirty: In between instant
attitude, find her, and move on to # 5.messages, start talking like you were
having phone sex - only now it's
1.Starbuck's sex!
Borrow money: Tell her you stopped atSo, my friend, if you want to win the
the ATM but don't have any money in yourDating Loser of the Year Award, be sure
account, so you need to borrow money forto follow these guidelines and I'll be
a mocha cappuccino.sending you that plaque pronto.
Go get 'em!



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