| It had been the most lucrative, successful and | | | | non-surgical, facial muscle stimulator that takes |
| pleasurable 4 months since I became a Pink | | | | years off your face in minutes. My female ego |
| SUZANNE Consultant and I had moved up ranks | | | | kicked myself for not thinking about the solution |
| from SUZANNE Charter Consultant to An Aqua | | | | and I sped to my SUZANNE work space and tore |
| Team Leader. Had I been promoted that quickly | | | | open the FaceMaster carton to check the |
| when I began my career in the tech industry, I | | | | FaceMaster Primary Kit. |
| would have become the youngest CEO of a | | | | The FaceMaster was accompanied not just with a |
| Forbes 500 company. | | | | brochure or a one page half hearted leaflet. Quite |
| Anyway, things were going good when one | | | | on the contrary, the kit was an anti-aging rescue |
| winter morning while I was performing my | | | | squad which included the ultra-light, |
| SUZANNE Hydrating System ritual, I noticed 2 | | | | battery-operated FaceMaster , a 110 neatly |
| thick railway track like lines running right across | | | | packed foam caps, considerably large bottles of |
| my forehead. | | | | the Conductive Solution and the Anti-Aging |
| I was cemented!! Old age and all its curses had | | | | Peptide Serum, an easy to understand brochure |
| descended upon my young ..correction... old face... | | | | and an hour long DVD which demonstrates how |
| My thoughts went wild, the next step of this | | | | to use the various functions of the FaceMaster. |
| ghastly chain reaction would be crows feet, a | | | | Looking at the spread of contents in front of me |
| sagging face and then oh no!! my face was going | | | | brought me to the realization that I could be my |
| to emulate a dirt track after a million cars from | | | | own ' knifeless plastic surgeon' |
| the Himalayan rally had ridden all over it.. A couple | | | | I decided to act immediately and played the DVD |
| years more and I was going to look like a | | | | with no pre-conceived notions. By following the |
| mummy who escaped from the Cairo museum . | | | | step by step demonstration I was viewing had |
| My anxiety made me delirious and all the brouhaha | | | | me effortlessly start the unit within minutes. Next |
| I was causing ejected my husband from his | | | | step, I chose the feathering mode as suggested |
| peaceful slumber. Wondering what I was up to , | | | | by the instructor and was happily racing two |
| he bolted to our bathroom which he found | | | | probes across the railway tracks on my forehead. |
| flooded with my inconsolable tears . " Is it that | | | | Fifteen minutes later, I was looking at a younger |
| time of the month already ?" he asked, to that I | | | | me. |
| managed a muffled no and whimpered, " I look a | | | | This was a miracle, I had lightened lines on my |
| century old when I'm just over a quarter century | | | | forehead by rubbing two electric probes that |
| young". By now my poor half sleepy spouse was | | | | were stimulating the muscles to regain their |
| consoling me and kindly demanded, "show me | | | | firmness and elasticity. I tried this exercise on the |
| what's wrong and lets see if I can fix it with | | | | rest of my face and knew that I was already |
| some Gorilla Glue." I embarrassingly exhibited my | | | | looking better. |
| railway tracks and he starting laughing | | | | By this time, my sweet husband had finally |
| uncontrollably." Railway tracks .. these lines aren't a | | | | awakened from a satisfying sleep and entered |
| zillionth as thick as lines in an Excel Sheet! Woman, | | | | our home office, " Wow, you look like a teenager" |
| what's wrong with you ? Anyway, why are you | | | | he said while he pulled my cheeks and gave me a |
| going on with this Poor Me Syndrome attitude | | | | big cute smile |
| when you already possess the solution! " | | | | " I've achieved FaceMaster Firmness" I proudly |
| " What do you mean I already possess the | | | | announced. |
| solution?" I growled. He calmly said, " go use that | | | | " How about a second honeymoon " he said with |
| FaceMaster thing you sell and see if it helps you" | | | | a naughty wink. Four weeks and twenty eight |
| and hopped back into a deep slumber before the | | | | FaceMaster sessions later, the new young me |
| sentence registered in my head. | | | | was whisked away by her prince charming to a |
| " Hallelujah, The FaceMaster!!!!" The only | | | | second honeymoon in the Caribbean. |